*under my breath* “this is going to ruin the tour”

A shirt to wear and point to whenever you face the most minor of inconveniences :(

Mint green unisex T-shirt, machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.

Flaws include but are not limited to:

1. Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!

2. Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!

3. Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y heads!

4. Small holes or split seams—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!