Use the drop downs to choose between “heroine of a a feminist age” or “aging and alone with a cat” on either a black unisex T-shirt or sweatshirt. Machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.

Flaws include but are not limited to:

1. Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!

2. Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!

3. Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y heads!

4. Small holes or split seams—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!