For all my fellow ladies who choose to believe the DIABOLICAL LIE that we can do whatever we want with our lives despite Harrison Butker’s best efforts to show us the light :)

Dark grey unisex T-shirt, machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.

Flaws include but are not limited to:

1. Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!

2. Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!

3. Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y heads!

4. Small holes or split seams—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!